Yep, Uh-huh, Thas Right, You Got It, One Mo Time, Do It Again, Less Go...........

It's been too long since I had a Smash-Bang Wing-Dinger, all you Lovely Friends and Families. And so it shall be on the marking of the end of the fifth seven-year cycle of my life, my brothers and sisters. And I don't know if that symbolification assistifies yer partyification. But my daddy said it were significant for such a reason. Thangs come in sevens, says he, and I dare not cross his wisdom, lest the Good Lard strike me down right where I stand in my almost-35 self. Amen.
Details below for your assistification.

WAT: Eli's 35th Wing-Dingiest (with possible short set of long-awaited Eli songs)
WHIN: Saturday April 21st 4pm til the dawnification of the sabbath
WHAR: 251 Dufour St, Santa Cruz (cross street California)
WHO-ALL: you and one guest
BRANG: food to grill or masticate, presents (ideally PHOTOS you have from my life or lottery tickets)
SURPRIZE, SURPRIZE: something fun awaits each attendee, down-home Hobbit style, cuz despite all appearifications, this is actually about YOU, cuz I really love you all, and YOU are what makes celebrating my life worth it. Seriously. Amen.


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"...when you've been walking in the wind for miles, and you suddenly go into somebody's house, and he says, 'Hallo, Pooh, you're just in time for a little smackerel of something,' and you are, then it's what I call a Friendly Day."
--Pooh